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Mitch the Sith

Do not adjust your set…

To help you get through this hellish night (week, month…)

This Just In #2

This Just In #1

Anybody need a copy of Bystander #15?

Unhappy Trails

Viral Excuses

Play Ball!

Happy 121st birthday, Jimmy Cagney!

Am I Crazy Yet?

Trumptoinette

Getting Through To Donald

Marse Robert

Conspiracy!

Look, we're just trying to stay one step ahead of the news

Dinosaurs

Please Take Me Down

The Sheltering Suburbanite to Her Neighbor

Preparing for the Rush

Full capacity

Announcing: Summer Hours!

General Principles

All Lives Matter Guy

Stephen Miller Whispers in the President’s Ear

Hitting the Target

A Monumental Zoom

Kompromat Kuties

To: The American Psychological Association…

A Quiet Moment

Anticipation

Why Clowns Are Safer Than Mimes

Thin Blue Logic

Statue of Limitations

The Big Reveal

Breathing easier

Queue Anon

Hard But Fair

Native Fauna

POTUS is a gas!

Most Convincing Arguments For Buying An Exercise Bike During Coronavirus

Straight-shooter

Chelsea Morning

Escape!

Masks

Keep Your Distance!

Tripped up by Twitter

You’ve Been Quarantining Too Long…

Downsizing

Eight Sure-Fire COVID Pick Up Lines

Herr Cut

The Nighttime is a Mystery

Also available on Kindle

Not Nirvana

The Final Frontier

Finally, a contest winner!

Read the fine print

Rules of the Road

Glorying in it

Recovery

Reopen!

SHARK!

Dum vivimus vivamus

Late Night Haiku

KKKmart

Get me rewrite!

End of Days

The Block Doctrine

Anti-social Distancing

Everyone's Getting Into the Act

The ol' Smooth Move

When the Chips Are Down…

Warning, walkers!

COVID Commandos

Happy Mother’s Day!

Remotely #5

Sweeten the Deal

Oh, the economy

Stay inside, play board games

Same old, same old

Unfair!

Coronostalgia

Dude! Kick the plug!

Fun in the Sun

The Murder Hornets’ Less Scary Relatives

Meeting, August 2020

A Bystander won a Pulitzer!

My Worst Quarantine Pets, In Order of Purchase

Quaranroutine

Real Estate

Safest sex

Success!

Now That I Can’t Go Anywhere I Don’t Feel Guilty About Not Going Anywhere

Dah-DUN, Dah-DUN

“Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.”

Coronanorm

Thanks For Your Concern

...and salt the rim with Liberal tears

Kryptonite Cure

Right to Work

A Message from Trump's CDC

Your Socially Distanced Fortune (and what your psychic is thinking)

Roar Shock Test

Killin’ ’em

Friday Contest #5

Quarantine Limbo

Remotely #4

A Little Rainbow

Testing, Testing...

Insomnia

Coronavirus Couple

A pain in the asana

Say When

Barfly

Everything's Fine

Friday Contest #4

Last Week’s Winners

Awkward Phone Call

Sidewalk Face-Off

Hunkering Down

Some light reading

Bystander back issues to help the USPS!

Stayin’ Alive

Risky Business

We Make The Mask

Remotely #3

The Park Without George

J'accuse

Pharoah Speaks Out About the Tenth Plague

New York

Friday Contest #3

Friday Contest #2

Pandemic Jeopardy

It’s Hard to Make Friends As An Adult, Because You’re Not Allowed to Go Anywhere or Do Anything

Pep Squad

Many Americans Won't Get COVID Checks. Here's a List.

That’s one unhappy fish

A question for you:

Distance

Professor Trump’s Medicine Show

Plague Doctor

Pence’s Mask

Lovers in the Moonlight

Contingency Plan

The Cruelest Month

Caption Contest #1

An Unwanted Acrostic

Alfraid E. Neuman

Total Eclipse

Random Haiku

Orgy 2020

A Safe Investment

Lasagna = Life

Hail to the Reaper

ATPM

Filleted

Hope, Diamond

I Know You’re Nude (NSFW)

Just sent this to the printer...

A Poem About Thinking

A Handy Tip

Anyone wish to be immortalized?

Social Distancing

Endangered Species Poem

Corona/Tacoma (NSFW)

A Hug

Rise to Adversity

Nope

Going Bananas

Truth

Dark Period

7 Ways to Manage Your Anxiety About How to Manage Your Coronavirus Anxiety

Employees Must Wash Hands

The American Bystander's Quarantine Cavalcade