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Give Us a King, We Want One Now
But careful what you wish for.
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Michael Pershan
6
I've Got the Golden Hemorrhoids
Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Michael Pershan
7
Pretty Much Everybody in This Story Ends Up Dead
Fall of the House of Eli
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Michael Pershan
3
Horrible Stuff in Eli's Temple
Book of Samuel, Chapters 1-3
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Michael Pershan
8
How I Lost The Bible Contest
A Test of Faith
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Michael Pershan
11
The Most Disturbing Story In the Whole Freaking Bible
A Farewell to Judges
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Michael Pershan
17
Samson Dies At the End
Death of a Sicko
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Michael Pershan
11
Samson Before Delilah
Read to the end for a movie trailer
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Michael Pershan
11
It's Slaughtering Time!
The tale of Gideon and Abimelech, from The Book Judges
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Michael Pershan
15
The Song of Deborah
Open up the Book of Judges, class.
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Michael Pershan
4
Jephtah, What a Treasure Hadst Thou!
Welcome back to Bible School, sickos.
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Michael Pershan
5
Adam & Eve & Giraffes & Dolphins
The Creation of Eve retold, Talmudic style
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Michael Pershan
10
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