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Give Us a King, We Want One Now
But careful what you wish for.
Nov 1, 2023 • Michael Pershan
I've Got the Golden Hemorrhoids
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Oct 18, 2023 • Michael Pershan
Pretty Much Everybody in This Story Ends Up Dead
Fall of the House of Eli
Oct 4, 2023 • Michael Pershan
Horrible Stuff in Eli's Temple
Book of Samuel, Chapters 1-3
Sep 20, 2023 • Michael Pershan
How I Lost The Bible Contest
A Test of Faith
Sep 6, 2023 • Michael Pershan
The Most Disturbing Story In the Whole Freaking Bible
A Farewell to Judges
Aug 24, 2023 • Michael Pershan
Samson Dies At the End
Death of a Sicko
Aug 9, 2023 • Michael Pershan
Samson Before Delilah
Read to the end for a movie trailer
Jul 26, 2023 • Michael Pershan
It's Slaughtering Time!
The tale of Gideon and Abimelech, from The Book Judges
Jul 12, 2023 • Michael Pershan
The Song of Deborah
Open up the Book of Judges, class.
Jun 28, 2023 • Michael Pershan
Jephtah, What a Treasure Hadst Thou!
Welcome back to Bible School, sickos.
Jun 14, 2023 • Michael Pershan
Adam & Eve & Giraffes & Dolphins
The Creation of Eve retold, Talmudic style
May 17, 2023 • Michael Pershan
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