Bible

Give Us a King, We Want One Now

But careful what you wish for.

Nov 1, 2023 • Michael Pershan

I've Got the Golden Hemorrhoids

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Oct 18, 2023 • Michael Pershan

Pretty Much Everybody in This Story Ends Up Dead

Fall of the House of Eli

Oct 4, 2023 • Michael Pershan

Horrible Stuff in Eli's Temple

Book of Samuel, Chapters 1-3

Sep 20, 2023 • Michael Pershan

How I Lost The Bible Contest

A Test of Faith

Sep 6, 2023 • Michael Pershan

The Most Disturbing Story In the Whole Freaking Bible

A Farewell to Judges

Aug 24, 2023 • Michael Pershan

Samson Dies At the End

Death of a Sicko

Aug 9, 2023 • Michael Pershan

Samson Before Delilah

Read to the end for a movie trailer

Jul 26, 2023 • Michael Pershan

It's Slaughtering Time!

The tale of Gideon and Abimelech, from The Book Judges

Jul 12, 2023 • Michael Pershan

The Song of Deborah

Open up the Book of Judges, class.

Jun 28, 2023 • Michael Pershan

Jephtah, What a Treasure Hadst Thou!

Welcome back to Bible School, sickos.

Jun 14, 2023 • Michael Pershan

Adam & Eve & Giraffes & Dolphins

A very strange take on the Creation of Eve

May 17, 2023 • Michael Pershan

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