A hundred bucks for an obstructed seat
Cold in the shadow, then blistering heat
The pushy stat-head who needs a shower
Nine-inning games that last six hours
Fans in my row with tiny bladders
The $30 million .240 batter
Ear-blistering rock soundtrack
Fourteen-dollar Cracker Jacks
Security lines that go on for days
Video reviews, endless delays
Wasted bankers on co…
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