I’ll post last week’s winners at 6am every Friday morning, and release the new contest at 1pm. (All times Pacific.)
We got a lot of great wrong answers for Contest #2, but the winner by a sliver was “The Dizzies,” who will receive a full set of Bystander in PDF format. Here are his answers.
1. What connects John Lennon to The Beatles?
Same intern
2. Which battle is Abba's song “Waterloo” named after?
The Battle of Naboo
3. In popular music what is “pop” short for?
Please Open Pants
4. What is Sting's stage name?
Punxsutawney Phil
5. What surname do band members in the Ramones share?
Subramanian
6. Guitarist Eric Clapton is best known for which instrument?
His penis.
7. What does the N' stand for in Guns N' Roses?
Not Tellin'
8. Which band released Led Zeppelin III?
Micropenis 2000
9. Who did Bowie write Song for Bob Dylan about?
Dylan Thomas (Heir to the Thomas's English Muffin fortune — Bowie was a notorious "muffin eater")
10. Which precious stone is Neil Diamond named after?
Emma Stone (my wife)
People also really responded to Contest #3. The winner will receive…well, we have to negotiate, Maxx. Email me.

If you’re sitting there thinking, “Hey! My entries were funnier!” that is merely incentive to enter Contest #4, coming at 1pm Pacific today.
THANK YOU to everyone who entered, and get those pencils and thinking caps ready…