1. Pig. While cute, they are gluttonous animals and cannot be trusted around Funyuns.
2. Miniature Alligator. There is no such thing as a miniature alligator; only regular alligators who are currently babies. Who knew?
3. Guinea pig. Tribbles that shit. Best time to get a guinea pig? Never.
4. Bat. Got a really good deal. He was great all day, but at night…
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