Stephen Miller Whispers in the President’s Ear

Couplet by Melissa Balmain

Running out of ways you can repulse a
ravaged nation? Try Juneteenth in Tulsa.◊

[Editor’s note: No doubt thanks to this couplet, the Tulsa rally has been moved from Juneteenth. Don’t make Melissa mad. :-) ]

MELISSA BALMAIN is the Editor of Light, a journal of light verse. Her collection Walking in on People is often mistaken by online shoppers for some kind of porn.

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