I’m pretty damn proud, on the whole:
with no help from a cereal bowl,
I've succeeded from forehead to ear
(if you study him just from the rear);
things are barely askew at his nape
(where he’s gotten a rash from the cape),
and no section will leave him appalled
(save for those that are now partly bald,
and the sideburn that, thanks to a sneeze,
I sliced off like…
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