"Gee, you smell great. Is that Purell?"
"People call me the Toilet Paper King."
"I've always adored a man in nitrile gloves."
"My brother's working on the vaccine."
"I haven't left my apartment since Christmas. You could practically eat off me."
"Oh, nothing exciting—I'm the CFO of a ventilator company."
[whisper] “ I’ve got Ativan.”
"You have beautiful …
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