Today is Mother’s Day here in America, and as a result I’d like to apologize to my mom, because I just ate a candy bar for breakfast. I also did not use a plate. And since it was 12:07, I didn’t technically have breakfast which, though my mother would never use the phrase “the most important meal of the day” because she does not deal in commonplaces, I …
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