Who cares if I’m lying here, watching TV,
when I ought to be meeting a deadline or three?
I’ve got plenty of time now for sloth, just from saving
the hours that I used to spend bathing and shaving.
So what if I’m buying more chocolate and wine
and more clothes I don’t need? Thanks to discounts online
and my lack of meals out and my dearth of mall shopping,
my …
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