(Dear Bystander readers: This is Mike, still being held in an undisclosed location by the editors of Two Fifty One. I have patiently sawed through my restraints using a shard of light bulb broken during my initial abduction. Now I am typing this on Ben’s laptop, while Ben and Adam have stepped away for a mochacchino.
I will tweet for help, but first mus…
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