The first caption contest is from Pompeii, AD 79. The winner was “Celadus the Thracian makes the girls moan!” You can guess the drawing.
Put your entries in the comments. The winner will be picked by me, Mike, as your benign autocrat.
Winners will receive a full set of Bystanders in PDF. Or if you have those, I’ll think of something good.
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