Raiders of the Lost Ark
This was the funniest thing I read this week: "Israel’s army is an assortment of guys who are too violent for farming and can’t be trusted behind sheep."
My guess is that a plague infected Stuart Little hid in the hay that was cushioning the ark on its ride from town to town. That rotten little mouse boy just had to see the world—and spread disease.
This is like a movie serial! What happens next?? Tune in next time...