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This was the funniest thing I read this week: "Israel’s army is an assortment of guys who are too violent for farming and can’t be trusted behind sheep."

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My guess is that a plague infected Stuart Little hid in the hay that was cushioning the ark on its ride from town to town. That rotten little mouse boy just had to see the world—and spread disease.

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LOL stuart little, voice by Michael J. Fox, delivering Bubonic plague to Geena Davis.

(Wait, I'm looking up the 1999 Stuart Little film -- M. Night Shyamalan wrote the screenplay?!)

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I say we pitch it to Hollywood as a mashup of "Stuart Little" and "Contagion."

I can hear the Trailer now..."Little Stuart just wanted to fit in with his new friend, Ratatouille, and his pals. Together they get into hi-jinx and fun as they run a poorly maintained kitchen while dodging an evil Health inspector..."

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The M. Night Shyamalan third act twist is, actually, hemorrhoids are not contagious or communicable by rodent.

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This is like a movie serial! What happens next?? Tune in next time...

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Yes!!

Ok so if we're doing that, then what happens is we cut to black at the end when the cows walk into the distance. That's the end of Part I, a story that we in fact started telling a few months ago. It's the end of New Hope (though not really much hope). And what's coming next is Return of the Jedi -- Samuel is back, baby!

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