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C.L. Steiner's avatar

I wish you were my Talmud teacher. Actually, you are.

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Mine, too!

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Your Average Engineer's avatar

This is now the second time I've seen someone joke about Adam butt fucking everything in existence. Is it maybe not a joke? Lol.

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Reuben Salsa's avatar

Genius. Lots of repressed sexual desires from the Rabbi bursting through.

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Michael Pershan's avatar

Maybe my brain is poisoned from sitting too long with this piece but I actually think it's...a pretty good read of the whole episode?

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Reuben Salsa's avatar

I love it.

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James Finn Garner's avatar

Did his rabbinical school have a barnyard attached, by any chance? With a lot of soft-eyed sheep lounging around, with come-hither looks?

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Talk about Talmudic!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Oy, again mit der Scriptures!

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Michael Pershan's avatar

Though this one is at most 25% Scripture, 75% Rabbi.

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