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"...I won't have to listen to stupid people say the dumbest things possible, over and over again..."

That's exactly what the modern Internet is, and he seemed to know it. No wonder they called him "The Prophet".

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Nov 5Liked by Michael Pershan

I'll say it again. This is begging to be acted out as sketch performances.

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Even though I know what's going to happen, I can't wait to read what's going to happen!

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LOL! That was such a hilarious rendition of the Old Test that now I'm compelled to actually read the friggin' thing to see just how close you came to the original author. Loved it! Thank you.

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