Adam and Eve—you know this one. God decides that Adam needs a wife, so God yoinks a rib from Adam's side. Hocus pocus, presto, women exist. Adam and Eve then live together in the garden as husband and wife, and no complicated stuff between men and women happened ever again. THE END.
There is, however, more to it. At least according to a certain Rabbi Ela…
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