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Samson, the last judge in The Book of Judges, is standing at the top of a hill when he spots a woman down below. She is feeding a goat, but in like the sexiest way a human can possibly feed a goat. Every movement drives him crazy. The goat licks her hand and Samson almost loses his mind.
The woman—woman, girl, whatever—smiles…
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