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Laura Fox's avatar

For anyone considering joining but going "But I don't know a THING about men's college basketball," please join anyway. Trust me when I say it doesn't matter. Beginner's luck is real at The Big Dance, and it seems the more knowledge you have the harder you fall.

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Mike Range's avatar

One Shining Moment for us bracket players...

One Whining Moment

Boy, I got ripped

Each game so far

"It figures, that's my life!"

I scream through Joe's Bar

Drink three more beers

Curse my woes

I just might go berserk

This tourney bloooooows

Now one whining moment 'cause bad breaks are mine

One whining moment - my favorite pastime

I hate this sport

It does me wrong

Hey I deserve to cry

Cause my paycheck's gone

It all seems fun

When I choose

I make my bracket bet

There's no way I'll lose

Then one whining moment - "He flopped on that drive!"

One whining moment - "No foul? Hey ref, you're blind."

And, oh, here's the worst part

My wife's in first place

Made picks not by who's best

But cuuuuute mascot face

My top seed's done

Lost by two

The player that's their best

Dribbled off his shooooe

Then my team's opponent - a bad shot let fly

Hey, whatcha know, it went through

One whining moment: "A missed dunk? God, why?"

This whining moment I'm due

Lost every last ceeeeeeeent

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Laura Fox's avatar

Ha! Print it and ship it. Perfect, no notes.

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Julie Vick's avatar

I am so here for this because although I do not regularly watch sports I am extremely motivated by winning things and so will always fill out a bracket.

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Laura Fox's avatar

Oh ABSOLUTELY. 😁

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Mark Santangelo's avatar

I am so here for this! I ran a March Madness pool for 15 years back in the day when people used to mail/fax me their brackets, or call and leave a message on my answering machine with their picks, and I would go to the bank the day after the finals to cash a LOT of $5 checks, so I could pay out the winner (the bank tellers assumed I was the worst bookie in the world, which wasn't too far off). It was one of the few MM pools where anyone would take Yale past the first round (and Mike G might be feeling the Bulldog love after their thrilling win in the Ivy League tournament today).

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Laura Fox's avatar

Yessss. The good old days. Like tracking your wins with a highlighter on a Kinkos printout you made from the newspaper.

The last two years, private group's password was YALEINTHEFINALFOUR.

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Mark, as Laura attests, my bracket always has Yale in the Final Four.

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Michael Shaw's avatar

And here I always thought you were a true blue Biliken.

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Shhh please don’t reveal my Secret Identity

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Mark Santangelo's avatar

Speaking of Secret Identities, I farmed my brackets out to a certain mysterious billionaire of Gotham City. He *wanted* to take the JMU upset in the first round, but dammit, he works outside the Constitution when he needs to...

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Mark Santangelo's avatar

Love it!

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Yale in the final fawh!!!!!

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