Read to the end for a caption contest
"Yeah baby, drink it all up baby." (Going for some sort of phone sex/fatherhood double entendre, but possibly needs a serious punch up.)
'Drink it all up baby...no not you sir.'
“No, honey, no trouble at all, not since I figured out how to use the breast pump.”
Strong!
Me? I'm wearing a green apron and nothing else.
lol
“You’ll have your proof of life when I see the money.”
This your grandson. Yes, Steve. I've been arrested Grandma and I need you to send me a gift card for bail.
That gurgling noise? That was just little Roger. No, my penis.
Now that mommy and Spot are gone, it's just us, kiddo!
(ie, the poster on the wall)
I appreciate the attention to detail!
Yeah. . . I didn't realized how much in hock this merger and acquisition would cost us . . . and my partner got the promotion I thought I was going to get!
"Yes, dear, I AM giving it the Basset Hound milk, but the transformation doesn't seem to be working."
You know what they say. In one end and in the other.
“It took me 42 hours to express, so I’m switching to formula.”
“Of course, I’d never add whiskey to his milk. Vodka is way cheaper.”
“Yes, it’s brand new and can be yours for just $19.99 plus shipping.”
Yes...No...Uh Huh...Uh huh...No, she wasn't breathing when I got here.
"She was wearing green shoes with a yellow purse. I know, She's such a slut."
"Yeah baby, drink it all up baby." (Going for some sort of phone sex/fatherhood double entendre, but possibly needs a serious punch up.)
'Drink it all up baby...no not you sir.'
“No, honey, no trouble at all, not since I figured out how to use the breast pump.”
Strong!
Me? I'm wearing a green apron and nothing else.
lol
“You’ll have your proof of life when I see the money.”
This your grandson. Yes, Steve. I've been arrested Grandma and I need you to send me a gift card for bail.
That gurgling noise? That was just little Roger. No, my penis.
Now that mommy and Spot are gone, it's just us, kiddo!
(ie, the poster on the wall)
I appreciate the attention to detail!
Yeah. . . I didn't realized how much in hock this merger and acquisition would cost us . . . and my partner got the promotion I thought I was going to get!
"Yes, dear, I AM giving it the Basset Hound milk, but the transformation doesn't seem to be working."
You know what they say. In one end and in the other.
“It took me 42 hours to express, so I’m switching to formula.”
“Of course, I’d never add whiskey to his milk. Vodka is way cheaper.”
“Yes, it’s brand new and can be yours for just $19.99 plus shipping.”
Yes...No...Uh Huh...Uh huh...No, she wasn't breathing when I got here.
"She was wearing green shoes with a yellow purse. I know, She's such a slut."