Cartoon by Len Stokes
“Don’t wear masks, you said! They’ll never expect bank robbers without masks, you said!”
"20 seconds! How hard is that?!"
On the count of 3, cough and run!
Once we're outta the clink, we gotta wash our hands of this whole affair.
"This is NOT six feet apart!"
"What do you mean, 'at least we can go viral'?"
"I told ya they're Monopoly cops, but you just HAD to pass GO, ya HAD to collect $200."
That one did make me laugh right out loud
"I TOLD you. One package of toilet paper. We don't NEED two!"
Lack of Space Force
"Jail will be fine - They have toilet paper."
How was I supposed to know that TP-ing the dean's house with more than 3 rolls made it a felony?
So you just had to tell them we just wash our hands for only 10 seconds, didn't you!
I told you we shouldn't have TP'd the Mayors house.
“‘How long does the contest run?’ ‘Can you enter multiple times?’ ‘Are regular contributors allowed to enter?’ All valid legal questions to ask — but not without face masks.”
“Gesundheit.”
They're taking us to good guy jail.
“Don’t wear masks, you said! They’ll never expect bank robbers without masks, you said!”
"20 seconds! How hard is that?!"
On the count of 3, cough and run!
Once we're outta the clink, we gotta wash our hands of this whole affair.
"This is NOT six feet apart!"
"What do you mean, 'at least we can go viral'?"
"I told ya they're Monopoly cops, but you just HAD to pass GO, ya HAD to collect $200."
That one did make me laugh right out loud
"I TOLD you. One package of toilet paper. We don't NEED two!"
Lack of Space Force
"Jail will be fine - They have toilet paper."
How was I supposed to know that TP-ing the dean's house with more than 3 rolls made it a felony?
So you just had to tell them we just wash our hands for only 10 seconds, didn't you!
I told you we shouldn't have TP'd the Mayors house.
“‘How long does the contest run?’ ‘Can you enter multiple times?’ ‘Are regular contributors allowed to enter?’ All valid legal questions to ask — but not without face masks.”
“Gesundheit.”
They're taking us to good guy jail.