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Jeremy's avatar

“Don’t wear masks, you said! They’ll never expect bank robbers without masks, you said!”

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Jeff S's avatar

"20 seconds! How hard is that?!"

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Steven Schwartz's avatar

On the count of 3, cough and run!

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Leonard Stokes's avatar

Once we're outta the clink, we gotta wash our hands of this whole affair.

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Hershco's avatar

"This is NOT six feet apart!"

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Yan Ruan's avatar

"What do you mean, 'at least we can go viral'?"

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GK Graves's avatar

"I told ya they're Monopoly cops, but you just HAD to pass GO, ya HAD to collect $200."

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Ann Sullivan-Larson's avatar

That one did make me laugh right out loud

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Ann Sullivan-Larson's avatar

"I TOLD you. One package of toilet paper. We don't NEED two!"

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Rob Conigliaro's avatar

Lack of Space Force

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Ethan P's avatar

"Jail will be fine - They have toilet paper."

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Mike J. Myers's avatar

How was I supposed to know that TP-ing the dean's house with more than 3 rolls made it a felony?

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David Moehring's avatar

So you just had to tell them we just wash our hands for only 10 seconds, didn't you!

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Jennifer Vally's avatar

I told you we shouldn't have TP'd the Mayors house.

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Pete Cunningham's avatar

“‘How long does the contest run?’ ‘Can you enter multiple times?’ ‘Are regular contributors allowed to enter?’ All valid legal questions to ask — but not without face masks.”

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PB's avatar

“Gesundheit.”

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R. D. Ronstad's avatar

They're taking us to good guy jail.

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