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Laura Fox's avatar

I know I can’t play but my answer is MG laughed every time he read me the words “giant shit” during our daily meeting. (five times)

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Michael Gerber's avatar

...and I laughed reading them again right here, as well.

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Keep trying, you bastards. Don't make me give you a hint --

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Laura Fox's avatar

This game is my new favorite game because I know the answer and none of you are even close 😁

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Rex Fermier's avatar

Well! That quickly spun outta control!

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Elmer Green's avatar

Because Elon Muskrat is opening a Montessori? Because humorous cartoons will soon be illegal? Because Spooner is a genius?

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Agreed, Spooner is a genius, but please don't tell him I said that because he'll want more money. :-)

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Uh, someone on the staff’s kid just culminated. Plus Montessori kids don’t poo in sandboxes, they poo in litter boxes whilst dressed as kitties, and the ‘woke’ teachers who have encouraged this atavism exclaim, “At least they’re not watching TV!”

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Michael Gerber's avatar

I think it's high time that we as a nation considered that the widespread presence of sandboxes in playgrounds for 150 years may be the work of time-traveling Soros-funded super-soldiers pushing their Marxist furry-philic agenda.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate this!

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Brad A Miller's avatar

This is the most fun I've had reading comments in quite some time! The cartoon is priceless too.

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Faith Current's avatar

Continuing my lifetime track record of not getting the joke in single panel cartoons... sigh...

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Michael Shaw's avatar

Obviously a not-so-cryptic comment on the state of Xavier University's current men's basketball team following their beat-down by U-Conn in the the Big East tournament. I'll take my prize in the form of a gift certificate. Thank you;.

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Laura Fox's avatar

March Madness discourse has entered the chat and I AM LISTENING

Edited to add: Zero likes and I'll beg The Boss to let me set up a Bystander Bracket.

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Steve McGinn's avatar

ha-HAH! the caption was missing in the print copy! ((-0;

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Nick Spooner's avatar

DON'T YOU MONTESSORISPLAIN TO ME, ASNEN!

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Mike Laursen's avatar

Ah, but have you ever experienced actonacademysplaining?

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Charles's avatar

"Going to" is all but lost now. Gonnalinguists are what's left.

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