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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

Violation of Community Standards Nat'l Monument.

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Michael Pershan's avatar

lol

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Joe Petro's avatar

In Gaffney, the peaches

Are cream of the crop.

In Gaffney, the bottoms

Are always on top.

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Joe Petro's avatar

Architectural Digestion

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Joe Petro's avatar

Rump Tower

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Michael Pershan's avatar

Strong contender!

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Joe Petro's avatar

But how many Bystander Bucks does this get me?

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Michael Pershan's avatar

Well you've got Rump Tower, your couplets, and Architectural Digestion, using our Bystandgolrithm that tallies to 13 Bystander Bucks. Don't spend them all at once!

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Joe Petro's avatar

I'm saving up for one of those foam cowboy hats in the Bystander gift shop. Only 37,485 more points to go!

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Reuben Salsa's avatar

That photo! The angle is perfect!

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Michael Pershan's avatar

Control yourself, Reuben.

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Thomas O'Neill's avatar

MTG Memorial Derriere.

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Karl Straub's avatar

For me, it’s more like “participation atrophy.”

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R.B. Lamb's avatar

Local reservoir's head grows too large for its slacks.

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Jeff S's avatar

Peach or ass crack?

Sticky or stinky?

Whatever it is

You’ll be washing your pinky.

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Michael Pershan's avatar

12 Bystander Bucks for replying in verse!

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Steve Wyatt's avatar

After an act of vandalism, police are searching for a suspect known only as “James”.

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Michael Pershan's avatar

10 Bystander Bucks awarded for finding a non-butt angle!

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Steve Wyatt's avatar

Farmer denies using growth hormones in latest fruit harvest.

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Steve Wyatt's avatar

In an unfortunate skydiving accident, Kim Kardashian got stuck in a chimney.

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Michael Pershan's avatar

10 Bystander Bucks awarded for finding a butt angle!

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Steve Wyatt's avatar

The Kardashian Museum is now open.

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Jason B's avatar

Conceptual artist James Gaffney’s monumental sculpture “Coretta’s Heart” (2022), runner-up in Boston’s monument contest commemorating the lives of civil rights icons Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King, won by the slightly less misguided “The Embrace.”

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Marek Kulig's avatar

🍆

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Albert H.'s avatar

I heard of adding insult to injury but a nuclear weapon that looks like a giant butt?

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Albert H.'s avatar

Looks like the entrance to the Larry's Rubber Cameltoe factory...Ha ha...You kiddin...I tell ya.

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