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Jason Meyer's avatar

“I’ve usually got a visual trick for remembering everybody's name, but Chad, I’ll be damned.”

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Ohhh I get it

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Robert Criss's avatar

As your lawyer, I should advise you that the time we spend together in here will also go towards my hourly fee.

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Lowell Gilbertson's avatar

One day we’ll look back at this and laugh.

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Tim Ruscoe's avatar

I made an obvious joke about distancing on Bystander!

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Mike Kruger's avatar

Yeah, I didn't forward it to ten people within three days, either.

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JOHNNY JETS's avatar

“I told you a street rat is not an acceptable face covering.”

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Bill Weber's avatar

I know the Governor doesn't want us to touch our face, but this is going too far.

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GK Graves's avatar

Two things: Could you breathe the other away, and shouldn't those rats have masks?

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Lee Aronsohn's avatar

I don't think we're 6 feet apart.

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Jed Resnik's avatar

Wait... your name is also Art?

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Mitch's avatar

How long do you think the swab for this test will be?!

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Maxx Ziegler's avatar

“Screw those guys, you cough like an ANGEL.”

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Mitch's avatar

So...did we test positive or negative?

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Michael Raiman's avatar

Do you think $10 was to much for a roll of toilet paper?

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Michael Raiman's avatar

Oh well there goes the social distancing.

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Jeremy's avatar

Don’t worry, Jared. If you’re symptom free after 14 days you can go back to the White House, and in the meantime, you get a vacation from kissing his orange ass.

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