Cartoon by D. Watson
“I’ve usually got a visual trick for remembering everybody's name, but Chad, I’ll be damned.”
Ohhh I get it
As your lawyer, I should advise you that the time we spend together in here will also go towards my hourly fee.
One day we’ll look back at this and laugh.
I made an obvious joke about distancing on Bystander!
Yeah, I didn't forward it to ten people within three days, either.
“I told you a street rat is not an acceptable face covering.”
I know the Governor doesn't want us to touch our face, but this is going too far.
Two things: Could you breathe the other away, and shouldn't those rats have masks?
I don't think we're 6 feet apart.
Wait... your name is also Art?
How long do you think the swab for this test will be?!
“Screw those guys, you cough like an ANGEL.”
So...did we test positive or negative?
Do you think $10 was to much for a roll of toilet paper?
Oh well there goes the social distancing.
Don’t worry, Jared. If you’re symptom free after 14 days you can go back to the White House, and in the meantime, you get a vacation from kissing his orange ass.
“I’ve usually got a visual trick for remembering everybody's name, but Chad, I’ll be damned.”
Ohhh I get it
As your lawyer, I should advise you that the time we spend together in here will also go towards my hourly fee.
One day we’ll look back at this and laugh.
I made an obvious joke about distancing on Bystander!
Yeah, I didn't forward it to ten people within three days, either.
“I told you a street rat is not an acceptable face covering.”
I know the Governor doesn't want us to touch our face, but this is going too far.
Two things: Could you breathe the other away, and shouldn't those rats have masks?
I don't think we're 6 feet apart.
Wait... your name is also Art?
How long do you think the swab for this test will be?!
“Screw those guys, you cough like an ANGEL.”
So...did we test positive or negative?
Do you think $10 was to much for a roll of toilet paper?
Oh well there goes the social distancing.
Don’t worry, Jared. If you’re symptom free after 14 days you can go back to the White House, and in the meantime, you get a vacation from kissing his orange ass.