Because burning questions deserve burning answers.
For $100 plus the cost of food and tip, I will take anyone to a midtown restaurant and pretend I am their bigshot agent. I will spend the time nodding to non-existent players, pretending I've read any of your manuscript and talking into my cell phone. At the end, I will earnestly tell you to keep pushing forward and leave you to find your way back.
This is a good one, I liked this piece. Gerber has been sharpening his knife, I see. Whatever happened to the piece about Lorne Michaels being like a mafia don ? That was top notch .
All the best,