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The Murder Hornets’ Less Scary Relatives

by Rob Kutner and Sheryl Zohn

Michael Gerber
May 5, 2020
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Accessory-to-Murder Yellowjackets
Carjacking Flies
DUI Bees
Identity Theft Beetles
Municipal-Code-35.24-Violating Ants
Jaywalking Grasshoppers
White After Labor Day Wasps
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wife Bedbugs
Party Foul Butterflies
Non-Social-Distancing Locusts ◊


ROB KUTNER & SHERYL ZOHN are comedy writers in LA, currently cowering for their lives behind a bug zapper.

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