The Greatest Story Never Told, Part 1

A brief excerpt from my never-to-be-finished (?) memoir

Hello there cowboy—long time no type. I am currently in rural PA, riding out month #Onemillion of a severe depression, sampling the local delicacies (whoopee pies, Baldwin’s Book Barn) and keeping silent. While nothing I’ve tried has improved my mood, I am at least attempting not to spread my misery digitally.

Unlike most comedy volk, I only write when …