Shh...it's a secret sale on the 'stack
Gerber is out of office and I've taken over because I love chaos
Hiya!
This is Laura Fox, General Manager and Social Media Monkey for American Bystander. You may remember me from such films as:
American Bystander’s Twitter account (I run it)
Bystanderland Weekly (I write it)
Back Office and Business Operations (oooooh, sexy!)
Getting bitten by a feral cat who probably had rabies (long story)
Gerber is, undoubtedly, enjoying the delicious Santa Monica sunshine right about now and I’ve got the keys to this whole thing for a while. So in my truest fashion, I’ve decided it’s time to shake things up a bit.
In honor of Father’s Day, get 50% off all annual subscriptions* until June 19, 2023.
Get one for yourself. Get one for your dad. Get one for your brother-in-law who’s also a dad. Get one for the father figure in your life. Get one for your local cat dad. Get one for your Twitter mutual whose @ is BigDaddy-bunch-of-numbers. (No judgment here, Big Daddy!)
It’s a great gift at a great price and only for a limited time. June 19th, 2023, guys. That’s Monday. Don’t wait.
*Here’s the fine print— This offer is for new annual subscribers only and is 50% off for 12 months. You will then be billed at the regular price. You’re under no obligation to continue at full price and may cancel prior to this.*
Click the green button and subscribe.
P.S.—Forward this email to anyone who forgot tomorrow is Father’s Day. And to BigDaddy-bunch-of-numbers, of course.
P.P.S.—Gerber should leave me in charge more often, yeah?
Lol...the secrets out!