EVAN ALLGOOD writes humor, sketches, essays, plays, interviews, and other things. He’s a Staff Writer for The Millions, a frequent contributor to McSweeney’s and The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and has also been published by Vulture, Paste, and The Believer. Learn more at his website.
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