Let's make The Oscars a bit more interesting
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EVAN ALLGOOD writes humor, sketches, essays, plays, interviews, and other things. He’s a Staff Writer for The Millions, a frequent contributor to McSweeney’s and The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and has also been published by Vulture, Paste, and The Believer. Learn more at his website.
The Kimmel Cocaine Bear joke is killer bee.