Let's make The Oscars a bit more interesting

Evan Allgood made it, now you get to play it.

EVAN ALLGOOD writes humor, sketches, essays, plays, interviews, and other things. He’s a Staff Writer for The Millions, a frequent contributor to McSweeney’s and The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and has also been published by Vulture, Paste, and The Believer. Learn more at his website.