Jack Handey: "My Actions During the Martian Invasion"
A preview from Bystander #25, on press next month
After the Martians attacked Earth, there was panic and fear. And yes, I burst into a church where some people had gathered to pray and yelled, “Your God won’t save you now!” But it was meant as a call to arms, like Paul Revere.
Soon the Martians began to defeat our Earth forces, as I predicted. But then something happened. The Martians began to get sick…
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