A reader writes in to ask: “Mike, is it true you are an archduke???”
The short answer is: yes, can you believe it?
The longer answer—the “skinny” as it were—is a pretty entertaining family story, and I am in a generous mood, icing my knee and fairly dripping with noblesse oblige, so I’ll tell you what’s what.
Occasionally in these posts I have mentioned …
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