Yahoo just sent me some mail: “Ready to play fantasy football?”
This just shows how little Yahoo knows me. OF COURSE I am ready to play fantasy football. If nine of you are, too, we’ll start a league—email me. The fantasy baseball league, Ye Olde Bystandere League, is going fine, which is to say: there have been no murders.
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