BY EMILY FLAKE •
Mes Chers Amis,
Let me first express my delight at seeing so many of you show up to the Met Gala dressed not in tribute to my daddy, but as moi! I am honored, I am touched, I am, how do you say, un peu weirded out. I am but a humble kitty cat who looks a little like Kate Capshaw, but you have made me feel like a star in my own right. Mer…
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