251 Communique #3
Mike has escaped!
Dear Cavalcade Readers —
Since you all seem so interested in Michael Gerber’s whereabouts, we’ll be direct with you: it seems he’s gone missing. Somehow, despite all of the safety cameras, and safety robots, and safety landmines, Michael has fled the Two Fifty One High Security Content Production Center. Given that we’ve exhausted all other options, we turn to you, our loyal audience.
Any piece detailing the plans of an ingenious prison escape — possibly, even, the exact plans that led to Michael’s escape — will be given special consideration this week.
In the meantime, please enjoy some of the recent content produced by Two Fifty One’s most loyal writers and artists:
Things That, Unlike Chocolate Milk, Actually Come From Brown Cows, by Owen Ryan
Killers Who Were Never Caught, by Johnny Bauers and Maya Prashanth
A cartoon by Mary Lawton
A Few Options for my Tombstone, by Seth Fried
Manic Pixie Dream Boy Fantasies I’ve Had About the Customer Service Rep at Discover Card Member Services, by Gracie Beaver
A cartoon by Michal Jedinák.
If you enjoyed these pieces and are interested in joining their ranks, we encourage you to submit some work yourself!
Adam Chase & Ben Doyle
Two Fifty One