Dear Cavalcade Readers —
Since you all seem so interested in Michael Gerber’s whereabouts, we’ll be direct with you: it seems he’s gone missing. Somehow, despite all of the safety cameras, and safety robots, and safety landmines, Michael has fled the Two Fifty One High Security Content Production Center. Given that we’ve exhausted all other options, we t…
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