Dear Cavalcade Readers —
Despite your several attempts to breach the Two Fifty One High-Security Content Production Center and “liberate” Michael Gerber from our “clutches,” we have continued to churn out exciting new jokes with great regularity! We hope you understand that siphoning his blood plasma is simply part of our artistic process, and that other…
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