251 Communique #2
Another report from Commandantes Ben and Adam
Dear Cavalcade Readers —
Despite your several attempts to breach the Two Fifty One High-Security Content Production Center and “liberate” Michael Gerber from our “clutches,” we have continued to churn out exciting new jokes with great regularity! We hope you understand that siphoning his blood plasma is simply part of our artistic process, and that otherwise we simply wouldn’t be able to pay our domain fees.
For those of you who didn’t see our last email, let us summarize: we are the editors of twofiftyone.net, the Bystander’s exciting new daily humor site for cartoons and short prose under 251 words. This is all being overseen by beloved Bystander editor, Michael Gerber, who is both completely alive and lucid for most hours of the day. He has requested that you all please stop attempting to dig that tunnel under his cage, and instead enjoy these pieces from Two Fifty One’s latest week:
If you enjoyed these pieces, we encourage you to submit some work for the chance to join Michael in the Two Fifty One High-Security Content Production Center yourself!
Or completely in jest, depending on Federal law as regards felony endangerment of a humor magazine publisher,
Adam Chase & Ben Doyle
Two Fifty One